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[17 Apr 2010 | No Comment | ]
CAPTURED! Video Tips for CRASH THE TEA PARTY Activists

At 0:18 video proof the N-word non-incident was a setup?
We came across this video, an apparent training session for those who want to crash our tea parties and capture all the horror on film. It actually has some good advice on making viral videos.
You may want to put those video tips to good use. As Andrew Breitbart said at his 15 APR 10 Tax Day Tea Party Address [registration required], you are the media.
p.s. This satire pokes fun at the press, the unions, and professional activists, who for their own …

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[17 Apr 2010 | No Comment | ]
Walmart Enlists Cyborg Pirate Women to Sell HDTVs

The cyborg pirate women of Walmart: buy this or I’ll look more provocative!

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[16 Apr 2010 | 2 Comments | ]
BMI is Basis for Health Bill’s Definition of Chronically Overweight

Bill relies on BMI to define chronic overweight condition.
The health care bill as passed defines in section 2703 [warning: loads slowly] that being overweight is a chronic condition. The condition is defined in the bill as having a Body Mass Index (BMI) greater than 25.
Match that with Health.com’s estimates of different celebrities’ BMI and you have the following list of people who have this chronic condition.

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[4 Apr 2010 | One Comment | ]
iPad vs oBamaPad

Steve Jobs introduces the iPad and Barack Obama signs a health care law only days apart. Maybe the proximity of these two will remind the voters what a real game changer looks like.

Just think how the price will drop when the law says you have to buy one!
Andrew Leonard in his column at Salon.com calls our ObamaPad video clever but also “so very dumb.”  I would like to defend it.
He writes that to-date, health insurers have done a terrible job of delivering affordable healthcare. Continuing the analogy from …

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[3 Apr 2010 | No Comment | ]
oBama Pad: Day 1

Day 1 and we learn browsing for recipes redirects you, Obama style.

Videoblogging the ObamaPad: Government workmanship at its finest.
Outtake after the BulletPeople plug at the end.

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[16 Mar 2010 | No Comment | ]
Guess What? We Don’t Like You Either.

The media in their tea party coverage have been trying to make us look like ignorant yahoos.

So here’s something that tries to make them look like effeminate sycophants:

This journalism stuff is fun.

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[18 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]
The Day the Press Turns Against Obama

ON THE DAY THE PRESS GETS OUT OF THE BUNKER WITH OBAMA it would be interesting to be a fly on the wall at the White House.

What would the day the mainstream media stops carrying water for Obama look like?
Netizens will recognize the source as Der Untergang (The Downfall). It has served as the source for parodies on Epcot Center, Harry Potter, and Kanye West to name just a few. I’d like to think that remixing this video is for YouTubers a right of passage, like playing Beethoven’s Für Elise …

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[20 Dec 2009 | No Comment | ]
University Of Oklahoma Med Students’ Discharge Dance

This video deserves to go viral if for no other reason than these unshaven, uncoordinated, dead-tired looking medical students prove that making the effort is what counts. And wearing the same outfit helps.

If this goes viral it will raise the average IQ of the top 20 YouTube stars considerably.

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[14 Oct 2009 | No Comment | ]
Big Budget, Idiotic Ending

Would you like Casablanca if it ended with this scene: Major Strasser in fact arrives early and shoots Victor Laszlo but Rick dives dramatically and catches the bullet between his teeth? That’s what it’s like watching big budget movies for those of us who work intimately with computers. From War Games in 1983 to 1996’s Independence Day to 2008’s The Dark Knight, Hollywood has demonstrated that it will not bother to ask the question “Does this ending make sense from a technical point of view?”
Here’s an example. Take a look …

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[7 Sep 2009 | No Comment | ]
Camping Trip Story

With little planning on a drizzly Friday afternoon we take off for [redacted for fear of progressive interest]. It’s raining when we arrive. I’ve left the tent stakes at home. It is cold, we are hungry, the tent has poles and no stakes, the poles have plastic connectors that are broken. Although I’ve made every mistake you can make I did remember to bring duct tape for the broken plastic connectors. The rain and 99 cent store quality of the duct tape make even that pathetic gesture meaningless. Using bungie …